Dick Entry for “Cocaine”
An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.
Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.
Added on Tuesday July 20th, 2004
Because that septum isn’t going to dissolve itself
Added on Thursday April 28th, 2005