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Dick Entry for “Cocaine”

  1. An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.

    Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.

    by anandamide

    Added on Tuesday July 20th, 2004

  2. Because that septum isn’t going to dissolve itself

    by funmonkey

    Added on Thursday April 28th, 2005


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