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Dick Entry for “Cigarettes”

  1. hmmmm : )

    by Cantus

    Added on Thursday May 6th, 2004

  2. *drool*

    by cynds

    Added on Saturday May 15th, 2004

  3. Bad for the elf (see elf)

    by taxidriver

    Added on Monday January 3rd, 2005

  4. Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.

    by leto

    Added on Sunday June 19th, 2005

  5. Government tax earner.

    by Jordanj

    Added on Friday July 14th, 2006

  6. Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.

    by mogwai

    Added on Tuesday May 8th, 2007

  7. Induces compulsive lying. Smelly.

    by moogal

    Added on Thursday May 10th, 2007


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