Dick Entry for “Cigarettes”
Added on Thursday May 6th, 2004
Added on Saturday May 15th, 2004
Bad for the elf (see elf)
Added on Monday January 3rd, 2005
Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.
Added on Sunday June 19th, 2005
Government tax earner.
Added on Friday July 14th, 2006
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.
Added on Tuesday May 8th, 2007
Induces compulsive lying. Smelly.
Added on Thursday May 10th, 2007