Dick Entry for “Swan”
White bird with long neck. You get in trouble with the Queen if you kill one apparently. And if you feed them bread in the park, they are the most violent of the lot. Honest.
Added on Wednesday March 24th, 2004
Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.
Added on Monday November 28th, 2005