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Dick Entry for “Dwarf”

  1. (myth) Short, stubby, tough as nails mythical men who lived in dark caves. Usually mining and melding metals. Known for their thick beards, hatred of elves, and for being totally badass.

    Not to be confused with Show White’s dwarfs. They are pansys. real dwarfs are like ninjas. only shorter. and stuff.

    by Lloyd

    Added on Tuesday April 12th, 2005


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