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Dick Entry for “Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster”

  1. Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

    by taxidriver

    Added on Saturday January 8th, 2005

  2. My mate made me buy 2 jugs of this stuff then didn’t drink any of it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.

    by Agent_Llama

    Added on Wednesday March 30th, 2005

  3. never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.

    by rangitoto

    Added on Wednesday March 15th, 2006

  4. Invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

    Its original, fictional recipe, is as follows:

    Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.

    Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

    Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

    Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

    Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, and mystic.

    Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.

    Sprinkle Zamphour.

    Add an olive.

    Drink... but... very carefully...

    Added on Tuesday July 24th, 2007


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