Dick Entry for “Orpington”
Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.
Added on Wednesday March 24th, 2004
Too dull to be London... but disowned by Kent
Added on Wednesday December 22nd, 2004
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.
Added on Wednesday July 13th, 2005