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Dick Entry for “Orpington”

  1. Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.

    by jimmyjames

    Added on Wednesday March 24th, 2004

  2. Too dull to be London... but disowned by Kent

    by rangitoto

    Added on Wednesday December 22nd, 2004

  3. This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.

    by flux

    Added on Wednesday July 13th, 2005


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