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Dick Entry for “Mums”

  1. Aren’t they the best?

    by laurs_bobbins

    Added on Monday February 2nd, 2004

  2. i my mummy

    Added on Monday March 1st, 2004

  3. "...cordon rouge champagne... that’s far to good to waste on launching a silly old ship"

    by rangitoto

    Added on Friday March 19th, 2004

  4. When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.

    And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?

    I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.

    But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.

    Mums are great.

    by Swinkle

    Added on Friday April 16th, 2004

  5. ....gone to Iceland

    by dolphinstar

    Added on Monday May 23rd, 2005


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