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Dick Entry for “Milton Keynes”

  1. Godforsaken place that has no relevance to the existance of human life, except for the fact it is there. No one likes it, but people actually live there. Now you know hwere the Bogeyman comes from.

    by Chewie

    Added on Saturday March 13th, 2004

  2. “Wouldn’t be nice if all cities where like Milton Keynes”.. *grab Red Balloon"

    by rangitoto

    Added on Friday March 19th, 2004

  3. Nice shopping centre with pretty houses by the lakes.

    Added on Monday August 23rd, 2004

  4. Vacuous void of a town (yes...not a city...a town) somewhere around Junction 13/14 on the M1. Famous for concrete cows, pioneering street design and a vast shopping centre – a place unnervingly efficent and practical. Apparently people live here.....I’ve never seen the houses there so they must live in the ground like trolls. Home to the once great, yet sadly maligned Wimbledon FC (R.I.P.)

    by dolphinstar

    Added on Wednesday February 23rd, 2005

  5. Easy to get lost in, as everywhere looks the same.

    by NormanFreeman

    Added on Thursday March 17th, 2005

  6. Place where I live right now that no one should ever come to as its a housing estate around a shopping centre! If you havent been before you’re not missing much, if you have then please join my support group and meet fellow MK Victims.

    by MTR

    Added on Sunday June 19th, 2005

  7. A nice town, broadly built on the American ‘grid’ road concept. A Government New Town, it didn’t have a railway station till 1983 – bit stupid really!

    Added on Tuesday November 28th, 2006

  8. A nice, clean town with good areas and bad areas.

    It has 3 large Tesco stores in the vicinity, plus a lage shopping mall.

    Impossible to get lost in, as all the major streets are conveniently numbered as well as named.

    by peter

    Added on Wednesday December 13th, 2006


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