Dick Entry for “Cocaine”
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Ahoy me hearties! An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if ye’re havin trouble pullin. Will convince ye that ye’re that thar most important, scintillatin n fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that ye’re a complete twat.
Coke has bin called that thar rich-man’s speed: This be about as accurate as callin sex a more excitin form o aerobics.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/cocaine.shtml
by anandamide
Added on Tuesday July 20th, 2004
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Arr... Because that septum isn’t goin t’ dissolve itself
by funmonkey
Added on Thursday April 28th, 2005