Dick Entry for “Spooning”
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The act o cuddlin whilst lyin facin in that thar same direction. . Arr!
The spooner be that thar rearmost o that thar pair. that thar spoonee be that thar receiver o that thar spoon.
Positives for that thar spooner include havin somewhere warm t’ park his winky. Negatives for that thar spooner can include ticklish back or neck hair makin them want t’ sneeze n that thar danger o bein splattered by flyin faecal matter should that thar spoonee produce a wet fart.
Positives for that thar spoonee inlcude havin an arm clutched around ye n a general sense o well-bein n security. Neagtives for that thar spoonee include havin that thar dead weight o an arm crushin yer ribs when that thar spooner falls asleep mid-cuddle
by Thirtyt
Added on Tuesday July 3rd, 2007