Dick Entry for “Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, me hearties!”
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Splash a puddle o Angostura bitters into a saucer n place that thar sugar cube in it t’ soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir that thar Champagne (or sparklin wine), that thar Vodka n that thar Blue Curacao together in a container n put into that thar fridge t’ chill. Place that thar soaked sugar cube in that thar bottom o that thar Champagne glass, pour in that thar mixture n add drop in that thar cocktail onion, which should be loose, not be on a cocktail stick. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
by taxidriver
Added on Saturday January 8th, 2005
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My matey made me buy 2 jugs o this booty then didn’t drink any o it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.. Arr!
by Agent_Llama
Added on Wednesday March 30th, 2005
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never drink more than 2 unless ye a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.. Arr!
by rangitoto
Added on Wednesday March 15th, 2006
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Avast! Invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox.
The effect o a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster be like havin yer brains smashed out by a slice o lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Its original, fictional recipe, be as follows:
Take that thar juice from the likes of one bottle o that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure o water from the likes of that thar seas o Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes o Arcturan Mega-gin t’ melt into that thar mixture (it must be properly iced or that thar benzene be lost).
Allow four litres o Fallian marsh gas t’ bubble through it (in memory o all those happy Hikers who has died o pleasure in that thar Marshes o Fallia).
Over that thar back o a silver spoon float a measure o Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent o all that thar heady odours o that thar dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, n mystic.
Drop in that thar tooth o an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreadin that thar fires o that thar Algolian suns deep into that thar heart o that thar drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully...
Added on Tuesday July 24th, 2007