Dick Entry for “Oyster card”
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Ahoy me hearties! Touch-card set t’ replace normal travelcards on that thar london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.
Hightly proven t’ casue fits o joy t’ its First users
“wow... Lloyd ye has t’ try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy
by Lloyd
Added on Thursday October 21st, 2004
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Privacy destroyin system that doesn’t work all that well anyways. , me hearties!
Whaddya mean “why are ye still on paper tickets, Owen?”?
by Owen
Added on Friday October 22nd, 2004
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easily confused form o control, (wot happens if ye dont give yer real address, or has two cards?) , me hearties!
Added on Tuesday April 12th, 2005
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Avast! Wonderful, money-savin device that can’t be used on London’s suburban mainline rail network, thereby renderin it useless t’ almost all those livin in South London ye BASTARDS
Added on Thursday January 5th, 2006
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A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, n makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or that thar white swoopy ones.. Confused o Surrey
me hearties!by rangitoto
Added on Thursday October 5th, 2006