Dick Entry for “Mums”
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i ♥ me mummy
Added on Monday March 1st, 2004
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"...cordon rouge champagne... that’s far t’ good t’ waste on launchin a silly old ship". Arr!
www.mumm.com/champ/ch_chrouge.htm
by rangitoto
Added on Friday March 19th, 2004
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Avast! When ye’re not be feelin too well, no matter how old ye are, or how much ye think ye’ve outgrown it, yer mum be always thar t’ cook ye up some nice dinner n get ye a rate nice cup o’ coffee t’ cheer ye up.
And why be it that ye can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as yer mum?
I think that until that thar day I die I will still not be be able t’ put on a pillow case without that thar pillow fallin out o it after a few hours. n whenever I put me duvet in a fresh cover it seems t’ has migrated over t’ one side o it within minutes.
But when mums do it they has magic stayin power. They can go for days without a sign o movement n still has that fresh-beddin feel. It’s some sort o mystical mum-power or somethin.
Mums are great.
by Swinkle
Added on Friday April 16th, 2004