Dick Entry for “Freedoms”
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Avast! Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays n Crack Whores, n needles for Dru addicts...)
The good thin be that they’re free n readily available for when ye want a sha. They also include very explicit instructions in that thar activity o bumsex, just in case ye didn’t know how.
The down side be that ye cannot use not be havin a condom as an excuse for declinin sex. “Sorry, not be tonight I’m washin me cock.”
And that thar other downside be that that thar condoms in that thar packs are made o uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, n look n smell rubbery n require 3 stron nurses t’ pull them on yer willy. Or somethin.
by robl
Added on Monday May 23rd, 2005
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Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But that thar instructions offer some great train journey readin mateyrial for all that thar family., me hearties!
Added on Thursday December 1st, 2005