Today it is International talk like a Pirate day, if you were wondering why the website is full of Arrs! and Avasts!

Back in London. Police done, new baby camera bought, expenses not paid (grr!), flights not booked (grr!), sofa bed due at 10:30am still not here (grr!). If all goes to plan I’ll be in Brighton later, but currently all is not going to plan and everything might well go TitsUp™ instead. Bah!

Tomorrow, off to The Urban Green Fair in Brockwell Park if anyone fancies tagging along?