Description:
	Alarming, blonde, comical, dizzy, evil, feculating, gratuitous, handsome, intellectual, jolly, kitten-ish, lovely, morish, nonse, opulant, precious, queen, ravisher, shopper, tall, undeniable, verocious, wanker, xenophobe, yellowed, zany; is how the alphabet would describe me
	 
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Moustaches:
Are clearly for dictators
 
Teeth:
Are optional but always a bonus
 
Mentality:
Very, very low indeed
 
Freakcity:
Bingowings was the 212nd member of 
FreakCity and has wasted 3 days, 1 hour so far on this site