Dick Entry for “Northampton”
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A place too large t’ be a town n too small t’ be a city. Entered into that thar Guiness Book o Records in 1962 for havin that thar most Freaks per square inch than any other place this side o that thar Urals. Famous for shoemaking, excessive amounts o rain, frequent traffic-light blackouts. One train station, no reputable taxi service. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
by dolphinstar
Added on Wednesday February 23rd, 2005
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Landlubber! Where ye’re worth as much as yer trainers n mobile phone.
by moogal
Added on Friday February 25th, 2005
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Avast! NOT in that thar midlands. In East Anglia.
Added on Thursday March 17th, 2005
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Is so South-East Midlands. not be east enough t’ be Angularn.... Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
by moogal
Added on Thursday July 20th, 2006
