Shiver me timbers! Lookie lookie! ‘t be I, whom many imagined had fallen off that thar face o that thar Earth. that thar only problem be that that thar Earth has an evil gravitational force, which means that in order t’ fall off, one would need t’ escape said gravitational force; when one has a mass as large as mine, this becomes particularly difficult. So no, I has never left this lovely planet o ours; I has merely bin escapin that thar limelight, inevitably drawn towards fabulousness such as mine, for that thar past few years. But now I has returned, n ye’d better get ready for me, babies!