Words of the Day for March 2024
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday March 27th, 2024
vodka
A lovely drink containing alcohol that gets you very pished
Sunday March 24th, 2024
jamie
A sexy bitch with a fantastic personality and great sense of humour. ;D
Friday March 22nd, 2024
Libby
Named jointly after Lazarus “Libby” Long and the fact that it’s a Libretto — this is Scott’s teeny ickle ancient laptop. Made by Toshiba, it has a Pentium 266mhz chip and 64 meg of RAM. This is the overclocked speed...and it was souped up by Scott and has a 20gig HD just for fun...
Thursday March 21st, 2024
crap
Noun. 1. Nonsense, rubbish, something useless or not good.
2. An act of defecation.
3. Faeces.
Exclam. An exclamation of disbelief, annoyance.
Verb. To defecate. Defecate is infact a euphemism meaning to purify or cleanse. E.g."He crapped behind a tree and wiped his arse (anus) with a huge leaf."
Adj. Rubbishy, of no worth.
Wednesday March 20th, 2024
DJ
and abbrevation for Dinner Jacket...
or Dinner Jazz..
Saturday March 16th, 2024
Cakes
In a bowl, cream together 4oz/125g caster sugar and 4oz/125g butter
Break two eggs into a glass or jug, and beat together with a fork. Add the egg to the butter and sugar a bit at a time, stirring it in thoroughly each time
When all the egg is mixed in, sieve 4oz/125g self-raising flour into the mix, and stir in thoroughly
Spoon the bixture into cake cases, and bake in a pre-heated oven at 190C/375F/Gas Mark 5 for ten to fifteen minutes, until they’re golden brown
Then try lots of variations, like adding 2oz of sultanas, or glace cherries, or cocoonut. Try adding spices, or replace a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder. And experiment with icing!
Wednesday March 13th, 2024
politician
If one shakes your hand, count your fingers afterwards. If their lips move they are lying.
Monday March 11th, 2024
absinthe
Three bored prostitutes in Paris.. Get really really pissed on Absinthe.. They pass out and wake up next day to see hundreds of motorbikes in the garden..
One says “Oh God ..what did we do last night??” Another replies.. "Oh dont worry.. didnt you know that... Absinthe makes the tarts grow Hondas..."
Sunday March 10th, 2024
hur
Apparantly a show of amusement used on IRC, something less than a “lol”.
Saturday March 9th, 2024
Awfultic
Anything that claims authenticity when it cleatly isn’t at all authentic.
For example, the “genuine” Australian pub that has plastic crocodiles hanging from the walls and serves only luke-warn Castlemain XXXX.
Friday March 8th, 2024
Nutmeg
warm, aromatic spice used in a large number of Chrismas dishes and drinks, and available for sprinkling on beverages at Starbucks.
Thursday March 7th, 2024
Pink Floyd
British band, Got together in the 60s after meeting at Cambridge. Spent all their grant money on musical equipment. Made a name for themselves because of their psychadelic shows, these were twinned with cutting edge light shows and the like. Made it big during the 70s. Sold more albums worldwide than any other band ever anywhere. The Dark Side of the Moon was in the American Album Chart top 100 for 2 weeks short of 14 years. They mostly managed this without writing crappy love songs either
Scott’s favourite band ever
Scott’s brother went out with David_Gilmour’s daughter.
The band once played in the living room of Scott’s first boyfriend’s parents in the 60s when they weren’t very good.
Tuesday March 5th, 2024
Evangenital
A person who claims to be religious and moral but in actuality is entirely obsessed with what other people have between their legs and nothing more.